Open harassment thread~

[bloodbrother]

Characters: Samuel Henderson and YOU
Format: Wevs
This log is: open
Location: Bookstore or in the Conquest infirmary
Summary: Puttering around for open harassment
Warnings: None!

Bookstore:
[The bookstore is a mess. He's struggling to keep up. But he's still got a smile on his face. Yes, he's one of those people that enjoys retail, suck it.]

Infirmary:
[After his day of work, he's exhausted. He goes to the infirmary, and drops heavily into his chair. He picks up a clipboard and goes over the data. Lately he's had to deal with a lot of students getting sick. He needs to run some more tests to try and find the cause. He got up again, and went to some of his equipment in the back of the room. He was not going to be beaten by this puzzle.]

Comments

[fracturedsoul]

You sound pretty defensive for what was an offhand comment, but all right.

Interesting. I wonder if it might not be a bad idea, then.
All I know about vampires I've learned from fiction, because they don't exist in my universe.
I assume you require blood to survive. What else sets you apart from humans?

[ Is there really no way out of this hole he's dug but to keep digging until he gets to China? ]

[bloodbrother]

That's not the I'm-not-gay kind of defensive, that's this-isn't-BDSM defensive.

I can take a fair amount more damage than your average human, and your classical weaknesses do apply, sometimes to a greater or lesser extent than the stories said. Garlic is generally a disgusting thing to be around, and silver can actually poison a vampire's blood. I have a predator's senses, and I usually remember people by their scent than by how they look or what they wear. I can move quicker than the average human, but I'm nowhere near as fast as my brother or far older vampires than myself.

[fracturedsoul]

Fair enough. That's actually something I can get behind being defensive about.

I see. How about sunlight?

[bloodbrother]

It hurts, but it's something I can cope with. Think of it as a really awful sunburn that you get as soon as you step into direct sunlight.

[fracturedsoul]

That would really complicate things. I think we'd better save this for a last resort.

What about cryogenics? Is that a thing as far as you're concerned?

[bloodbrother]

I'm not aware of any incidents of humans being successfully revived after being frozen.

[fracturedsoul]

Makes sense.

[ What is he going to do. ]

[bloodbrother]

Until I have an opportunity to do some more research, I think we might have to try to talk the cafeteria staff into allowing us to store it in their cooler.

[fracturedsoul]

Right. That would at least slow the rate of decomposition.
Thanks for the help, by the way.

[bloodbrother]

I'm afraid I'll have to back burner you until I find out what the source of this food poisoning outbreak on campus is.

[fracturedsoul]

Yeah, I understand. Needs of the many.
Do you have any leads on that, by the way?

[bloodbrother]

Everyone's diets vary by a lot, so I haven't been able to pinpoint it to a specific source aside from cafeteria food. I have a lot of samples still to analyze, though.

[fracturedsoul]

Good luck on that.
Get in touch with me when you've got the time to spare, okay?

[bloodbrother]

I will. Thanks for your understanding.