My dear boy Dave, Do you forget where you learned? It seems you live in a cave, so here is your punishment which you have so greatly earned.
Haven't rapped for seven weeks? What a lame excuse, a Strider never lets down their guard sweetcheeks. So become of some use.
All I'm hearing is complaining, good god did I raise a fool? Seems like little Dave Strider is here to take his beating, how unwise do you have to be to call your Sis a tool?
Look to your left, and now to your right. Did you ever think i could get so bright?
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My dear boy Dave,
Do you forget where you learned?
It seems you live in a cave,
so here is your punishment which you have so greatly earned.
Haven't rapped for seven weeks?
What a lame excuse,
a Strider never lets down their guard sweetcheeks.
So become of some use.
All I'm hearing is complaining,
good god did I raise a fool?
Seems like little Dave Strider is here to take his beating,
how unwise do you have to be to call your Sis a tool?
Look to your left,
and now to your right.
Did you ever think i could get so bright?