one. - cavemen discovering technology

[kingdomsgambit]

[ He turns VIDEO on and... oh... that is like a tiny mirror. Okay. There's some breathing and the feed catches the ceiling. ]

[ What does this button do? ]

[ TEXT. It turns into the magical paper the young Dave used. ]

[ OKAY. What if he toggled between -- oh that works. He's going to toggle between the two options really fast now. ]

[ click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click ]

[ WOW THAT'S REALLY GREAT. ]

[ ok bored now. ]

[ He switches to TEXT. ]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasl'g;sla';hlja;oigwoueg;lmregk
klf;dk'ffgn;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;safkas'glaslg';salg
lf;as'lgoepwhgjvip0rgepkgpo;kw;gkdddddddddddaflkas;gk
re;goltkm[05im;akg286yt9pjfpo2j3g
kpfsaoiofauffs

Comments

[fracturedsoul]

...Hello?

[knightime]

oh my god
i think i just got whiplash
please tell me you know how to use it now
im not about to invest in learning the art of derpanese keysmashing their pda
seriously
i have learned enough different languages no one else seems to understand for one lifetime
much less a thousand

text.

[smupette]

Whoa. Chill out.

[doesthewindything]

... uh, are you okay?

Video

[straightupzorra]

Let me guess, there's no technology like this where you're from.

voice

[theillbeatknight]

Alright, Peixes. I see you have been told by Dirk how to use this device. I showed you where to purchase it in case you need to contact me without prolonged delay. As swiftly as it seems to carry forth the messages sent out from in your hands, I recommend you learn to make it speak so that I will receive messages quickly.

[ooc: iambic pentameter]

[video]

[pencilpremonition]

Hey, John, why don't I teach you how to use that?

[fabricates]

[Oh, that was John's face. She hasn't seen the John from her school since she woke up.]

Oh my god, what are you doing????????
Did you suddenly forget how to type, Eg8ert?

[Text]

[mutesician]

I don't think you use it that way.

[Louis acts as if he didn't have trouble figuring it out too. But hey, he can capitalize now! Hooray!]