Can the two of you both stick some ice cubes on your tits for like five goddamn seconds?!

We've already established that you [ he gestures to Jadesprite ] blame her for whatever your problem is, and you [ Jade ] have no idea who she is. Which means we've got an issue here with lost memories, alternate timelines, and/or -- probably and -- both. Now let's move on, get to the heart of the issue, and figure out what is going on here.