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[heroiccia]

[Hey guys! America here, just saying that it's been kinda boring lately, and we should do something! Any ideas?]

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You mean you're American, too?

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[heroiccia]

[Yeah, that too.]

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I'm from Indianapolis! My name's Becca, what's yours?

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[heroiccia]

[REALLY! I'm America, or Alfred F. Jones!]

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What do you mean 'you're America'?

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[heroiccia]

[Exactly what it sounds like.]

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It sounds like some weird nonsense.

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[heroiccia]

[It's not though.]

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What's it mean?

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[heroiccia]

[It means that I am America of course!]

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You can't 'be' a country. You're a person, not a place.

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[heroiccia]

[I'm both!]

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How is that even possible?

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[heroiccia]

[I have no idea!]

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...So if you're America, where's Indianapolis?

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[heroiccia]

[Indiana of course!]

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Well yeah but if you're America then it's part of you, right? Where's Washington? Your heart?

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[heroiccia]

[State or DC?]

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Uhhh....

[She means DC! But she's also been ditching school most of her life. So she's struggling with that.]

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[heroiccia]

[...] He's waiting.

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Where...the government is?

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[heroiccia]

You mean DC then?

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Su..re...?

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[heroiccia]

[It's my belly button!

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[pfffffffSNORT]

Where's Indy, then?