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I may have met with an untimely defeat in the tournament, but I'm not ready to call it quits just yet. Any other Players interested in taking me on? I promise to make it worth your while.

On another note, I've come into possession of a few pieces of highly influential media from my world. We're gonna be having us a movie night this Saturday, seven PM at the city library. Attendance is mandatory.

[ Private to Jake English and Jane Crocker: ]

I fucked up.

Sorry.

I have something for you.

((Again, replies will be in orange unless you'd rather not.))

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Well, I must say, you were definitely a mighty opponent. If you were a knight, you'd be an excellent addition to a king's court.

What is a movie and why is it mandatory? Is something big happening?

Thanks. [ Even though he's pretty embarrassed at the outcome, he's at least glad his opponents thought he was worthy. ] Your knight wasn't bad himself. Obviously.

I'll say something big is happening. Gonna block out the sun with how utterly massive this something is. A movie? Think of it like theater depicted on a screen much like the ones on these PDAs, only larger. And that's only scratching the surface.

Indeed, I am proud of him. He grew up to be the talented knight I hoped for him to be.

Well, I do adore theater! There is this one play, Ghostslayers, where a motley group of alchemists assist villagers with their supernatural problems for a price. I shall attend.

[ There's a pause, during which time Dirk is laughing to himself with the audio shut off so it doesn't transmit. ]

Sounds like a straight-up manbro bukkake production. What I've got in store is far more impressive. Can't wait to see you there.

"Manbro bukkake production".

[ Magically airquotes on audio. ]

We got that shit where I'm from too, or something remarkably close to it. Well, I suppose the second installment was more up with the slime showers than the first.

[ Oh. Okay? He's going to assume that is the title. Manbro Bukkake Production, a movie about a motley group of alchemists getting slimed. ]

Ah. Yes, that is the case with the play as well! I found the second to be more riveting than the first for the same reason, actually. At that point, they are trained professionals that aren't afraid to be a little more daring.

If that's the way you want to look at it, sure.

But hey, maybe I'm bein' too hard over here. For all I know, your weird-ass medieval version might be better than the real thing was. Who knows?

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