silly people do silly things [closed]

[greenspaces]

Characters: Jade Harley (AU) and Dirk Strider with bonus appearance from Jake English AND Stellaluna.
Format: Action
This log is: Closed
Location: Conquest --> The open tower.
Summary: Jade and Dirk drag the dead!Dirk from Conquest to the open tower. They somehow picked up Jake and Stellaluna, who both wanted adventure time and shenanigans and fun. Things happen (???)
Warnings: THERE IS A DEAD PERSON.

[ This crazy idea had better work, she thought. Bodies were heavier than she had imagined, and Jade was not exactly a weightlifter. Even though she'd been in Rakuen for a little over two months, she was definitely by no means back to normal.

Still, she wasn't about to let that stop her. Holding on to the dead Dirk's legs securely, she nodded at the alive one. ]

Let's go fast! Do you think anyone saw us?

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[fracturedsoul]

[ Dirk had figured Jake would want in on an adventure like this, so he'd texted him before leaving Fortitude with Jade. Now here they are, Dirk helping heft his own corpse by the armpits, sneaking away from Conquest. ]

Doesn't matter. If they didn't we need to make sure they don't, and if they did we need to split as of five minutes ago.