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[goodboybestshot]

I certainly wasnt prepared for the surprise nap this place strong armed me into taking but it looks like im back.
It would figure i would just miss saturday of all days.
Anywho if weve gotten some new meat over the last day welcome to rakuen!
My name is jake english and i guess im one of these spiffy prefects you can come to for questions and the like! Dont hesitate to say hello!

More seriously... ive recently become privy to a lot of important information regarding my world ...er universe?
At this point im pretty sure were dealing with multiple universes here which makes things a whole lot more freaking complicated!

But anyone from our little corner of paradox space: i think it might be time we all sat down for a little powwow and exchanged notes!
What do you say??

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[timelike]

paradox space powwow huh
sounds legit

[goodboybestshot]

I hope so!! We have a whole lot to sort out.
Ill hazard a guess that youre the second dave strider then?

[timelike]

thatd be me
not sure how i feel about being referred to as second dave though
im way too awesome to be second at anything

[goodboybestshot]

Youll have to take that up with the dave that got here first!!
A gentlemanly bout of fisticuffs or maybe some sort of hilarious rooftop ninja rap battle as striders are want to do.

Anyway!!!
Will you come?

[timelike]

excuse you theres nothing funny about rooftop ninja rap battles
they are serious business
im very offended by this insult to my culture
anyway its no big i wouldnt want to take that away from him
he did get here first after all it wouldnt be very cool
there is such a thing as honor among striders

sure ill come
why not
its sure to be hella confusing and full of needlessly complicated and probably conflicting information
sounds like a blast to me