Wow, that didn't really answer his question at all. But if Dirk wasn't going to answer the first time, he wasn't going to ask again.

idk
friend seems to be a pretty ok word but whatever floats your boat
i need a good amount of brain bleach since im trying to not actually think about this stuff
its like watching alternate versions of johns nanna jades grandpa and my bro shack up
oh wait
that is exactly what this is