yo-ho yo-ho a pirate's life for me

[thehungman]

Characters: Isabela and Conquest Students
Format: w/e
This log is: open like a paid prostitute's legs
Location: Isabela's class - Rogue Training 101
Summary: Lesson planned: Introduction to Rogue Training and a Practical Approach to Alcohol Appreciation, Debauchery part 1
Warnings: underaged drinking

Isabela enters the classroom dressed like a sexy, Halloween pirate in Conquest colors. (Read: The bare minimum for decency.) Without a hint of class or decorum, she places three, huge bottles of ale on the table.

"All right, some of you kids might be wondering what this class is about. It's rogue training. What's a rogue, Captain Isabela? -- That's what you're going to be calling me, by the way. None of that "Professor" business. I'm not a dowdy, old woman -- Well, a rogue is a delinquent that fights with either daggers or bows, which we're going to touch... eventually, but we need to appreciate a rogue's motivations first.

"Rogues should love two things -- booty, both kinds, and alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol. So, that's what I'm going to do today. I'm going to teach all of you to appreciate lots and lots of alcohol. Come on, gather around, and don't be a wet blanket." She giggles, ushering the kids to gather around her teacher's table.
 

Comments

[frozenmemories]

[Cirno frowns. She stays to the back of the class, arms crossed. Her earlier conversation with Becca made her wary of alcohol.]

[straightupzorra]

Santana doesn't even take this class, hell, she's a teacher now, she doesn't take any classes, but there is no way she would pass up a chance to see what exactly this class is about.

Can we talk about the greatest class ever? I mean, booty and alcohol? She is so in

For now though, Santana is standing in back with her arms crossed and a dangerously smug look on her face.

[swordofzero]

[Just... lineface.

Total lineface.

What. Why is this allowed to be a class?]