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[fracturedsoul]

We're taking Jake's dream corpse into the arena tower.

Anyone who wants to join us should meet us there shortly.


[ By "we", Dirk means himself along with Brobot (who's carrying the body), Jake, Jane and anyone else who wanted to come along. Jade maybe? Anyone, really. Characters not from Homestuck are welcome too.

He'll be answering questions via PDA as they walk to the tower. ]

Comments

[fracturedsoul]

If you'd drop the NPC BS and let us get a load for once we wouldn't have to do this.

[straightupzorra]

I don't appreciate being called an NPC.

[fracturedsoul]

There's a lot of things I don't appreciate, but that's life.

[straightupzorra]

Do you appreciate me? [she pouts]

[fracturedsoul]

On occasion.

[straightupzorra]

Oh? Like when?

[fracturedsoul]

Well, your little glee club thing is cute.

[straightupzorra]

[deadpan] it's downright adorable, really, the screechings of students.

[fracturedsoul]

And you put up with it out of the goodness of your heart.

[straightupzorra]

Don't confuse boredom and masochism for goodness.

[fracturedsoul]

Are you denying that deep down inside you really care, Lopez?

[straightupzorra]

[and in a moment of honesty]

No, I'm not.

[fracturedsoul]

Knew it.

[ Jade wouldn't give her the time of day otherwise. ]

[straightupzorra]

Why else would I do the shit that I do, even if I'm vague and don't give you all the answers.

[fracturedsoul]

Beats me. For all I know, you could be acting on behavioral patterns programmed in for any staff member.

[straightupzorra]

I know how it feels to be in your place, I know how to get out, you just gotta listen. If Its been programmed, maybe, who knows.

[fracturedsoul]

And we're listening.

As long as you're being friendly, I'll flat-out ask you. Is opening the six towers what's required?

[straightupzorra]

Are you progressing when you reach boss battles in video games?

[fracturedsoul]

Are you going to answer every question I ask with another question?

[straightupzorra]

Would that bother you?

[fracturedsoul]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[straightupzorra]

What the fuck does that even mean?

[fracturedsoul]

You tell me. It's like the ultimate internet inkblot test.

[straightupzorra]

Fuck that, I'll get Alex to do it.

[fracturedsoul]

That works, if you want a non-answer full of hesitation and panicked stuttering.