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[the_stand_cometh]

[Asagi is still staring at his lighter, confused. He already ran out of his backup matches. He squints his eyes with a headache, and he finally puts it away.]

I need a light. Does anyone have spare matches?

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[straightupzorra]

[she scrunches her nose]

Smoking?

[the_stand_cometh]

Yes.

[straightupzorra]

Those things will kill you.

[the_stand_cometh]

[Asagi is amused.] Maybe if I was human.

[straightupzorra]

And why would a non-human be bothering with a human vice?

[the_stand_cometh]

What makes you think it's just a human vice?

[straightupzorra]

It's a human creation, that's why.

[the_stand_cometh]

So? I live in the human world.

[straightupzorra]

Ugh, of course you are, I should have known.

[the_stand_cometh]

So, I am guessing you don't have matches.

[straightupzorra]

Try the kitchens, and just a warning, your smoking habit could end up costing you a lot at the shop, so you better hope you're good at fighting, non-human or not, we could prove to be a challenge for you.

[the_stand_cometh]

Fighting is not a problem, I have far more experience than any human could possibly have.

[straightupzorra]

Great, we needed another I'm a few hundred years old demon asshole around to tell us puny humans that they know what's up a we're going down.

Yawn.

[the_stand_cometh]

I'm a Stand. What you would call a demon makes dinner for me.

I tend to not interfere in the affairs of humans, so outside of the game there shouldn't be a problem.

[straightupzorra]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, showing off, I get it. No matter the species you're all just ready to whip it out and try and be better than everyone else.

[the_stand_cometh]

Like you are doing now?

[straightupzorra]

[she grins]

More of less.

[the_stand_cometh]

[Okay, so she's not as bad as she thought.] I'm impressed you admit it.

[straightupzorra]

Why lie? It's more or less my job to scare you guys into submission, or something like that.

[the_stand_cometh]

I'm not easily scared. You'll have an easier time asking politely.

[straightupzorra]

Whatever, fight hard, the end.

[the_stand_cometh]

Wasn't that easy?

[straightupzorra]

It would be easier for me to just penalize you.

[the_stand_cometh]

For what?

[straightupzorra]

For being an asshole, I can do whatever the hell I want here. I'm Head Prefect of Conquest and the Headmistress is my Weapon so I can control her. It's best not to get on my bad side.

[the_stand_cometh]

Compensating?