F-E-A-R

[wolfoutline]

/COMMAND_
/DEFINE FEAR • fear |fi(ə)r|

"noun
an unpleasant emotion caused by the belief that someone or something is dangerous, likely to cause pain, or a threat

verb [ trans. ]
be afraid of (someone or something) as likely to be dangerous, painful, or threatening"

CAN YOU AVOID FEAR IF YOU CAN NOT FEEL PAIN

RESPONSE REQUESTED


[ooc: Vane, notably, is actually unconscious when this post goes up. Attempting to track the source of the post will basically lead the tracker in circles through the system's server.]

Comments

[thehungman]

I mean, alcohol isn't for everyone, love.

[wolfoutline]

REDUNDANT STATEMENT

GENETIC DIVERSITY ENSURES UNIVERSAL TOLERANCE IMPOSSIBLE

[thehungman]

There you go, then!

For some people, alcohol's benefits outweigh the consequences. For others, it doesn't. Honestly, it's like you want me to spell it out for you.

[wolfoutline]

... INQUIRY MADE ON AN INDIVIDUAL LEVEL

YOUR PERSONAL REASONS?

[thehungman]

Oh, they definitely outweigh the consequences. Life's a lot more interesting when you're at least a little bit tipsy.

[wolfoutline]

REQUEST ELABORATION

CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL CREATES FAULTY MEMORY [ reference source 2935 ]

HOW IS RESPONDER CERTAIN TIME SPENT INEBRIATED IS MORE INTERESTING?

[thehungman]

Everything's funnier and sexier.

You should just try it yourself, you know. Much more fun.

[wolfoutline]

THOUGH EFFECTS OF INEBRIATION CAN BE SIMULATED, UNIT CANNOT INGEST LIQUID.

[thehungman]

Wait, what.

[wolfoutline]

UNIT CAN NOT PHYSICALLY GET DRUNK.