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[thehungman]

The next time I end up shitfaced without any trousers on, I'd rather it be because I tried to drink a dwarf under the table, not... whatever happened there.

What happened, anyway? I've been asleep for days. Not the fun kind of sleep with naughty dreams, either.

Oh, well. Classes will resume. I hope you kids thought of a good drinking game by now.

Comments

[heroiccia]

...Are you giving drugs to kids? [Because since when does an older woman actually ask young people such a thing? Only when that older woman was giving those kids drugs of course!]

[thehungman]

[ RUDE. SHE'S IN HER LATE TWENTIES, SHE'S NOT THAT OLD. ]

Of course not!

Not unless they ask properly.

[heroiccia]

[Well...that's old to every teen here...except for him, of course.]

Dude, that's not cool. You shouldn't be giving kids anything like that.

[thehungman]

Let kids do whatever they want.

[heroiccia]

Yeah, that's cool and all. Just so long as it ain't illegal, or gets 'em hurt.

[thehungman]

So, what? Your idea of fun is knitting circles? Braiding each other's hair? Or if you're feeling adventurous, making friendship bracelets using grown-up scissors?

[heroiccia]

No way! If I could I would set up a video game club! Oh! Or theater...or maybe even a weapons shop!

[thehungman]

Funny. I've never heard anyone speak "never-gets-sex-again" so fluently until now.

[heroiccia]

...What are you talking about?