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[heroiccia]

Dudes! I can't understand a word of what any of ya guys are sayin'!

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[heroiccia]

Don't sound very proper.

[countryofassholes]

How so?

[heroiccia]

Just sounds kinda off to me. That's all.

[countryofassholes]

Probably because you aren't used to hearing it spoken the correct way.

[heroiccia]

I'm used to England talkin' if that's what ya mean, but his doesn't sound that off though. Yours is just...weird somehow.

[countryofassholes]

You're not very articulate, America. It makes it hard for me to understand what you're trying to convey.

[heroiccia]

That ya got a strange accent?

[countryofassholes]

It's perfectly normal in my world.

[Harumph, strange indeed. B|]

[heroiccia]

Haha! A country of weirdos then~!

[You can tell that he is starting to find this rather amusing.]

[countryofassholes]

[Opens mouth to argue-!]

[Then thinks of Lelouch.]

[siiiiiiiiiiiigh] If we're odd, it isn't because of the way we talk.

[heroiccia]

It isn't? Then what is it?

[countryofassholes]

Genetics, I suppose.

[Try "culture," Britannia.]

[heroiccia]

What does that gotta do with anything?

[countryofassholes]

Bosses, of course. [A beat.] You don't govern through a royal bloodline?

[heroiccia]

Govern through a royal bloodline? No, why would I do somethin' like that?

[countryofassholes]

It's a more efficient way of leading a country. What kind of economic system do you have?

[heroiccia]

No it ain't! And I got a free-market.

[countryofassholes]

Capitalism? [That earns a low laugh.] At the very least I'm far more efficient than you.

[heroiccia]

...Ya aren't Socialist, right? ['Cause that stuff still isn't all that cool in his book.]

[countryofassholes]

Socialist? [Blank face. WHAT IS THIS WORD YOU SPEAK OF?] No, I'm... [A pause, then a wry and very awkward look.] Lelouchist?

[And then she just has a soft chuckle because that's a joke nobody but a handful are going to get. Once upon a time she might have been a mix of socialism and capitalism, leaning more heavily upon the latter, but these days her economy is just a mess. Thanks to one certain bossy emperor.]

[heroiccia]

Lelouchist? What's that? [Because he's obviously one of those people who have no idea what she's talking about.] Doesn't sound all that awesome.

[countryofassholes]

I'm afraid it isn't. Unfortunately though, it's what I'm currently stuck with.

[At least until Nunnally takes over. Then it will be Nunnally-ism? Good grief, can she get a line of rulers who aren't difficult?]

[heroiccia]

Haha! Then mine is far more awesome~! [Guess who is obviously gloating over his own triumph now.]

[countryofassholes]

If you consider a cesspool of dissent and constant conflict "awesome."

[Not impressed.]

[heroiccia]

Cesspool? Don't know what you're tryin' to say there. But, yeah, I do think it's freakin' awesome.