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[heroiccia]

Dudes! I can't understand a word of what any of ya guys are sayin'!

Comments

[countryofassholes]

Genetics, I suppose.

[Try "culture," Britannia.]

[heroiccia]

What does that gotta do with anything?

[countryofassholes]

Bosses, of course. [A beat.] You don't govern through a royal bloodline?

[heroiccia]

Govern through a royal bloodline? No, why would I do somethin' like that?

[countryofassholes]

It's a more efficient way of leading a country. What kind of economic system do you have?

[heroiccia]

No it ain't! And I got a free-market.

[countryofassholes]

Capitalism? [That earns a low laugh.] At the very least I'm far more efficient than you.

[heroiccia]

...Ya aren't Socialist, right? ['Cause that stuff still isn't all that cool in his book.]

[countryofassholes]

Socialist? [Blank face. WHAT IS THIS WORD YOU SPEAK OF?] No, I'm... [A pause, then a wry and very awkward look.] Lelouchist?

[And then she just has a soft chuckle because that's a joke nobody but a handful are going to get. Once upon a time she might have been a mix of socialism and capitalism, leaning more heavily upon the latter, but these days her economy is just a mess. Thanks to one certain bossy emperor.]

[heroiccia]

Lelouchist? What's that? [Because he's obviously one of those people who have no idea what she's talking about.] Doesn't sound all that awesome.

[countryofassholes]

I'm afraid it isn't. Unfortunately though, it's what I'm currently stuck with.

[At least until Nunnally takes over. Then it will be Nunnally-ism? Good grief, can she get a line of rulers who aren't difficult?]

[heroiccia]

Haha! Then mine is far more awesome~! [Guess who is obviously gloating over his own triumph now.]

[countryofassholes]

If you consider a cesspool of dissent and constant conflict "awesome."

[Not impressed.]

[heroiccia]

Cesspool? Don't know what you're tryin' to say there. But, yeah, I do think it's freakin' awesome.

[countryofassholes]

I'm saying that by constantly striving for profit, your economy is unstable.

[heroiccia]

No it ain't! And I bet it's a whole lot better than...whatever it is that yours is!

[Pff, like he actually has money at the moment.]

[countryofassholes]

My empire has [had] the most stable economy in the world.

[heroiccia]

You're an empire?

[countryofassholes]

The largest in human history. ... at least until my 99th Emperor disbanded it.

[(fuu)]

[heroiccia]

Then that explains why you suck so much dude! [Is he afraid of saying such things to a cute girl who he thinks is a he? LOL, nope!]

[countryofassholes]

[LOL America you chestnut you~]

Well it is not as if I can choose who my boss will be. [... wait.] And for your information, I hardly "suck."

[heroiccia]

[He does his best.]

Ya so suck!

[countryofassholes]

I do not suck. [B|]

[heroiccia]

Yeah ya do! You're an empire, so you suck!

[countryofassholes]

[Oooookay, what is this crazy talk?]

Why would being an empire of all things be cause for such a thing?