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[heroiccia]

Dudes! I can't understand a word of what any of ya guys are sayin'!

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[countryofassholes]

We're countries, America. We can never be free. The moment we cease to be owned, we die.

[heroiccia]

And that's why empires suck!

[countryofassholes]

Are you a complete idiot?

[heroiccia]

No, if ya don't let people be free then you suck.

[countryofassholes]

Your reasoning is completely asinine. [And now she's rubbing her temple in exasperation.] Are you truly this simple?

[heroiccia]

Well it is that simple. [Geez, he thought, someone needs to get a clue.]

Everyone has the right to freedom, ya know.

[countryofassholes]

Even we? Bound to our peoples and lands as we are?

[heroiccia]

Well yeah!

[countryofassholes]

[She sighs.]

You are so naive. [And isn't he supposed to be older than her? Once again, age means nothing. She's such a brat sob.]

[heroiccia]

No way, you're naive! [He has no idea where this would be going.]

[countryofassholes]

Do you even know what naive means? [dalnglkne]

[heroiccia]

Of course I do! And you're way too naive!