That wasn't all. Epaulettes and bike shorts. She was a veritable feast of fashion. She was also the sort of person to realize that she was talking to someone grey a little late. She had met people of all skin colors, but this was new. And then there were...

"What's up with your ears?" She blurted out, then covered her mouth at the faux pas. "Oh gosh i'm sorry, that was really rude!"