At that, he shakes his head.

'wouldnt be possible where i come from
this is a fuckton more likely then that theory honestly
just saying
drugged and put on a train with other people would be a fucking miracle straight from the glorious blue skies and the pearly golden gates of heaven'

Of course, he won't explain why. He's pretty sure the story would sound just as ludicrous as anything else. That, and he didn't want to share that.