[He has this feeling that he's going to be explaining this a lot while he's here. They couldn't have just put him on the roster as Arthur Kirkland?]

I am the country. I am England -- the physical representation of it in its entirety. I also diplomatically represent the whole of the United Kingdom, since my brothers are a bunch of lazy tossers and the capital is in my country.

[After that, he crosses his arms, the look on his face resigned, if a bit crabby.] But if you'd prefer to act as if I didn't just say all that crazy tripe, you may just refer to me as Arthur.