ALRIGHT. I THINK I UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORKS. CONGRATULATIONS, "JADE," EVERYTHING WILL SOON BE CLEAR. JUST SHUT UP AND PREPARE TO BE SCHOOLFED. (SINCE EVIDENTLY, THAT IS THE VOCATION FOISTED UPON ME THIS TIME.)
I AM ABSOLUTELY CONFIDENT I HAVE NEVER TALKED TO YOU BEFORE THIS. AND FURTHER, I CAN SAY THAT, GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO TALK TO YOU WERE YOU STANDING BEFORE ME AND WAVING FRANTICALLY CALLING OUT MY NAME IN JOYOUS EXULTATION IN SOME DESPERATE BID TO GRAB MY ATTENTION FOR WHATEVER REASON I STILL WOULD NOT FEEL EVEN THE SLIGHTEST COMPULSION TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY CONFUSING ME FOR MY YOUNGER, SHITTIER VARIANT. HE DOES THINGS LIKE "INITIATE CONVERSATIONS WITH PEOPLE WHEN IT'S NOT HIS FUCKING PLACE TO." DOES THAT SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM, "JADE?"
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I THINK I UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORKS.
CONGRATULATIONS, "JADE," EVERYTHING WILL SOON BE CLEAR.
JUST SHUT UP AND PREPARE TO BE SCHOOLFED.
(SINCE EVIDENTLY, THAT IS THE VOCATION FOISTED UPON ME THIS TIME.)
I AM ABSOLUTELY CONFIDENT I HAVE NEVER TALKED TO YOU BEFORE THIS.
AND FURTHER, I CAN SAY THAT, GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO TALK TO YOU
WERE YOU STANDING BEFORE ME AND WAVING FRANTICALLY
CALLING OUT MY NAME IN JOYOUS EXULTATION
IN SOME DESPERATE BID TO GRAB MY ATTENTION FOR WHATEVER REASON
I STILL WOULD NOT FEEL EVEN THE SLIGHTEST COMPULSION TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU.
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY CONFUSING ME FOR MY YOUNGER, SHITTIER VARIANT.
HE DOES THINGS LIKE "INITIATE CONVERSATIONS WITH PEOPLE WHEN IT'S NOT HIS FUCKING PLACE TO."
DOES THAT SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM, "JADE?"
ALSO ALL TROLLS ARE GRAY, DUMBSHIT