themidwife: The Midwife, expressing disbelief. ([irritation] MY HATRED IS LIMITLESS)
Karkat Vantas, Midwife ([personal profile] themidwife) wrote in [community profile] rakuen 2012-02-06 02:51 am (UTC)

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"A FUCKING LUSUS EXCEPT IT ISN'T ONE."
WOW, GEE.
THAT'S FUCKING INCREDIBLE.
YOU SOMEHOW MANAGED TO SPEW SEVEN SOLID WORDS OUT OF YOUR HIDEOUS MAW THAT WERE EVEN LESS USEFUL THAN THE REST OF THE INCOMPREHENSIBLE BULLSHIT LEAKING FORTH FROM YOU.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SAID?
"THIS IS PROPOSITION A, EXCEPT IT IS NOT PROPOSITION A."
IF I WERE TO LISTEN TO YOUR INEBRIATED WORDVOMIT, I COULD LITERALLY PROVE EVERYTHING IN FORMALIZED MATHEMATICS.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS?

IT MEANS THAT
NOTHING
YOU
SAY
HAS
ANY
VALUE.

FUCK, ARE YOU SERIOUS?
FINE.
SINCE I HAVE TO LIVE IN YOUR PRESENCE FOR THE NEXT GOD KNOWS HOW LONG
(IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL THAT LIVING)
AND SINCE WE'RE EVIDENTLY THE SAME AGE
I MIGHT AS WELL GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT AND EXPLAIN.

THE "HEMOSPECTRUM," AS THE NAME MIGHT IMPLY, IS A LOVELY LITTLE SYSTEM WHERE YOUR BLOOD COLOR QUICKLY INDICATES YOUR WORTH.
IT IS THE DOMINANT FORM OF DETERMINING WHO IS UP FOR CULLING NEXT IN THE BEAUTIFUL LAND OF ALTERNIA,
AND SOMEHOW YOU'VE MANAGED TO END UP AN EVEN SHITTIER COLOR OF RED THAN I HAVE.
AND CONSIDERING THAT I'M BASICALLY THE MOST HIDEOUS MUTANT EVER SEEN ON THE PLANET'S FACE?
CONGRATULATIONS, HUMAN DAVE STRIDER.
YOU'RE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS (IN ALTERNIAN TERMS) THAN I AM.

LET THAT SINK IN FOR A MOMENT.
CHERISH THAT AWARD, YOU STUPID LITTLE BALL OF FUCKSTAINS,
BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIRTEEN SWEEPS SOMEONE HAS NOT JUST EQUALLED BUT SURPASSED ME IN ABSOLUTE AWFUL.

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