themidwife: The Midwife, vomiting rainbows. ([rage] I WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN)
Karkat Vantas, Midwife ([personal profile] themidwife) wrote in [community profile] rakuen 2012-02-06 03:04 am (UTC)

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<font color="#626262>THERE, SEE? THAT WAS AN ALMOST COHERENT EXPLANATION. GREAT JOB, STRIDER HUMAN, WE'LL MAKE AN IMPERIAL PROFFIRESTARTER OUT OF YOU YET. AND WHAT'S MORE, YOU'VE GIVEN ME MORE INFORMATION: THAT YOU HUMANS AGE IN SOME FUCKED UP DIFFERENT WAY. SAME COLOR BLOOD? THAT IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT. WHY ELSE WOULD YOU DISPLAY THERE ARE NO WORDS IN ANY DICTIONARY THAT HAS EVER BEEN WRITTEN OR WILL EVER BE WRITTEN THAT CAN ACCURATELY SUMMARIZE THE LOATHING I FEEL FOR YOUR ENTIRE RACE RIGHT NOW, STRIDER. YES, THIRTEEN SWEEPS. THAT WOULD PUT ME AT, WHAT, TWENTY-EIGHT "YEARS" OLD??? THERE. YOU ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS, I ANSWERED YOURS. IT'S LIKE A HAPPY LITTLE MUTUAL SCHOOLFEEDING EXCHANGE, EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE I'M PHYSICALLY NAUSEATED BY THE VERY FUCKING CONCEPT.

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