OF COURSE I'M A TEAM PLAYER. I'M THE TEAM'S MOTHERFUCKING LEADER, WHY SHOULDN'T I BE??? WITHOUT ME, THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL THEIR LEFT CLAW FROM THEIR ELBOW THEY *NEED* ME BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST SO PAINSTAKINGLY RETARDED! I MEANT THAT LITERALLY THEIR COLLECTIVE, TRIGGER HAPPY RETARDED SELVES CAUSE ME GREAT PHYSICAL PAIN BUT I PUT UP WITH THAT I YELL AT THEM UNTIL THEY STOP BEING STUPID BECAUSE I'M SUCH A GOOD FUCKING PERSON. IT'S A TOUGH JOB BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT.
EXCUSE ME, ALL THIS TIME, YOU THOUGHT I WAS A VIRGIN MAIDEN WHOSE LIPS WOULD NEVER UTTER BIG BAD CURSE WORDS EVEN THOUGH I THREATENED TO FEED YOU YOUR INTESTINES UNTIL YOU SHIT RAINBOWS??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DO YOU NOT PAY FUCKING ATTENTION JEGUS GET A FUCKING PEN.
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I'M THE TEAM'S MOTHERFUCKING LEADER, WHY SHOULDN'T I BE???
WITHOUT ME, THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL THEIR LEFT CLAW FROM THEIR ELBOW
THEY *NEED* ME
BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST SO PAINSTAKINGLY RETARDED!
I MEANT THAT LITERALLY
THEIR COLLECTIVE, TRIGGER HAPPY RETARDED SELVES CAUSE ME GREAT PHYSICAL PAIN
BUT I PUT UP WITH THAT
I YELL AT THEM UNTIL THEY STOP BEING STUPID
BECAUSE I'M SUCH A GOOD FUCKING PERSON.
IT'S A TOUGH JOB BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT.
EXCUSE ME, ALL THIS TIME, YOU THOUGHT I WAS A VIRGIN MAIDEN WHOSE LIPS WOULD NEVER UTTER BIG BAD CURSE WORDS
EVEN THOUGH I THREATENED TO FEED YOU YOUR INTESTINES UNTIL YOU SHIT RAINBOWS???
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
DO YOU NOT PAY FUCKING ATTENTION
JEGUS GET A FUCKING PEN.