[OH NO, BIG WINGS. SCARY. BAD NEWS. He jumps back and hides behind a row of seats before she swoops down to try and sink her wicked talons into him.
--Wait. Wing-things don't eat people. Horses definitely don't eat people. Hmm! He's really not sure why he reacted that way. But he's still very suspicious as he peers back up over the top of the armrests.]
Fun fact: birds of prey eat stoats
--Wait. Wing-things don't eat people. Horses definitely don't eat people. Hmm! He's really not sure why he reacted that way. But he's still very suspicious as he peers back up over the top of the armrests.]
... Horse-feathers?