[It's funny how Dave isn't even remotely aware about these dangerous ties. Nope, what the fuck are you on?

He consid-no he doesn't. That's a bullshit lie if he ever heard of one. And maybe he'd so kindly get it, except he doesn't have reasons to be around Conquest campus and he wasn't really big on going all the way from their campus, through town, to Conquest and back.]

haha
yea
no
that shit isnt gonna fly
someone is gonna have to do the walking anyways
im not interested in going on some majestic adventure
into depths of the enemy territory
to grab your bag
just to head back
i dont even know why your bag is over there