[Just as planned. She hooks his leg almost boredly and knocks him off-balance even further, before burying one hand in his shirt for leverage in dragging him down the street. As an afterthought, she slaps the PDA out of his hands.]

The headmistress will understand... I have been too lax. This is for the good of Fortitude; we cannot have rude, disobedient students. We are not Conquest, after all.