<<'I...dropped it.'>> Okay, he's just going to put his face in his hands. How do you intelligently say, I dropped my shit without saying someone slapped it out of your hand?

<<'I was going to look for it after I took a nap.'>> This is kind of true. He'd eventually go look for it. Or just shell out his raks for a new one. <<'From a scale from Strider is suave as usual to don't quite your day job, how stupid and obvious am I?'>>