what the fuck
no
i could never talk
it was never a thing i could do
i had immersed myself in the art of
flailing my arms like an idiot in interpretive dance and pattern
im so pro at it
no one knows what the fuck im saying
because no one knows what asl is
for all they know
im asking for their age sex and location
and its actually kind of creepy
to hear me
you
talk
because this is the first time ive ever heard myself
you
oh my fucking shit i swear this is getting dumber by the minute
all my shit is being flipped off the proverbial handle
harder then a ballerina doing fucking pirouettes.

[Dave doesn't like the implication that he should be able to talk. Because...he can't.]

welcome to rakuen
if you were expecting for things to make sense
then you were hoping way too much
and rose is blind because she forgot how to see
oh right
so memories
you lost some
we all lost some
and its kind of retarded
its so fucktarded that it made rose forget how to see
i dont even know how thats even possible but it is
john is deaf because
well he is
welcome to the pocket universe full of alternate universes
we have two johns
and two karkats
oh dear god we have two karkats
its like the world is trying to make us suffer
i can deal with two derps
but dear lord being assaulted by angry grey capslock by two different sources
i swear i was going to lose it

[Oh he saw that bro. Totally saw that.]

naw
she was pretty skinny though
like
give her ten fucking sandwiches and a full course buffet skinny
but shes gotten better
and she isnt pissed angry or anything
that was like weeks ago
so your welcome
i took the heat

[It was like the worst few days of his life. You don't even know.]