if you want to learn
i can teach you the ropes
soon you can too
do your shitty stupid arm dancing
wait
what
no
what
are you telling me that
sis is a bro
because i will quit everything now
oh fuck it more alternate bullshit universes
sis is sis in my timeline

[Intelligent responses. He's sure been good at those lately.]

i dont want your shitty apologies anyways
im just fucking glad she still talks to me because it was almost a thing
her being like
yo i dont wanna be your friend so gtfo my life forever
and i was just like kay
but then fucking miracles and were still friends
the end
best story ever whatever
shell like to see you
its still jade
holy fuck its like theyre fucking with me
all these fucking striders up in conquest and im just chilling in fortitude like kay cool whatever
sis you and some fucker named dirk

[He's just going to bash his head in okay? This is all too stupid and too much. So Sis is actually Bro Fucking Strider in their timeline. Well...that would explain Jade's confusion. Funny how he never asked about that. God damn.

Also, fuck you Conquest. And your Strider snagging powers.]