rakuen | Giving Bodies to the Tower, the Third

Characters: Jade Harley (AU) and YOU!
Format: Starting in Action, will change if needed.
This log is: OPEN.
Location: The tower in the arena.
Summary: Jade bought a body. We're taking it to the tower. Shenanigans happen.
Warnings: Dead people...? Potentially the threat of a boss battle/violence, I'll update it if it happens.

hi everyone :)
i hope you are having a good week
and that the people in conquest arent feeling too bad
i heard what happened and i really am sorry....
but
i actually had a good reason for making a post today

i bought a body!
a dead one
and i think if we take it to the tower something might happen like last time and the time before
so anyone that is around later today, we should take it there and see what happens
it might be fun
but it could also be really dangerous, so please be careful if you are going to come
we will look after each other :)

i am going to start walking there now
the tower in the arena!!
anyone else who wants to join me, please feel free
i will be carrying the body....
could i have someone help me, though?
its really heavy

[ Jade is walking to the tower, hopefully with some friends to tote along what looks like an unfortunately dead OU Jade, complete with ears and god tier outfit. Jade is trying to simultaneously not grimace and also not smile -- so she really did die. This is confirmation.

Once there, Jade stands outside the tower and waits. ]

[ OOC: I am going to make a thread titled ACTION with various sub-threads, to keep the action parts in order. If you want to reply to Jade's text post, feel free to make a top-level comment! ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ Jade needs some help carrying a body. Also feel free to catch up with her here if you don't know where you're going. ]

[Ein missed the network post, but seeing someone carry an unconscious person around was not something he could ignore.]

What happened??

[ It occurs to Jade in this moment that perhaps she should have made it clear that she didn't kill anyone before carrying a body across the city.

Well, somewhat dragging really. ]

Oh! I bought her like this. She was already dead, I don't know what happened.

You bought a dead body?

Yep. Apparently she was dead in her universe. I feel kind of bad for her....

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Did I hear that right? You need help carrying your own corpse?

[ Sup. It's Dirk and Brobot. ]

Yes! I forgot to tell you, it came in on the last train.

[ Jade is half-carrying, half-dragging her own dead body. It already looks a little scraped up -- to get it to the Conquest freezer, she had to drag it there herself. With crutches. It took at least four hours and was very confusing and I'm just calling shenanigans. ]

Will you help me again?

[ Dirk gestures, and Brobot gently takes the body from Jade, holding it in his arms. ]

Shit, Jade, you should've just asked from the start.

[ She smiles. ]

Thanks. Your robot is still really cool. I keep meaning to go to Recette and ask her how much Jadebot would cost...but she would take a lot of work to act like he does.

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[Cirno had seen the message online and was flying about, trying to spot Jade. Once she spotted her she flew down and laded with a grin]

Need a hand with that Jade?

Yes, please! [ And a return grin. ] I wish I knew how to fly. That looks really handy.

It is! Especially when you gotta get some where fast!

[Besides other reasons she could not remember at the moment! She walks over and at puts a good portion of the weight onto herself.]

So, Which Tower are we goin' to?

[Sense you know, she didn't end up in either tower yet]

The one in the Arena. We've already put two bodies in it, and this is the third.

["i need help carrying a dead body!!! :)" yeah okay there was literally no way Jack wasn't going to show up after that post. He arrives only a little concerned and rather confused, but then he sees it's a dead Jade.

What the actual fuck.]

Jesus Christ, what did you do?! [THAT BETTER NOT BE THE JADE FROM CONQUEST]

I bought her....don't worry, she was already dead.

Why did you buy your own dead body?!

Fucking— What the hell is wrong with this place? They just had a corpse that looks like you lying around for no fucking reason?

[He's going to nudge it a little with his foot now. Jade why...]

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[He doesn't use the network but is that girl carrying a... body?

Merlin frowned, and jogged over.] Is everything okay miss? [It was indeed a body...]

I'm okay! Cirno and Brobot are going to help me carry my dead self into the tower. Do you want to come?

You're dead self? [Already this sounded like... some kind of dark sorcery... in a place where magic didn't exist.]

[Cheshire hops up onto the dead Jade.] Get in trouble with the queen?

[ OOF ]

Who is the queen?

You don't know the Queen? [To the dead Jade he repeats incredulously,] She doesn't know the queen!

[This is the face of a teenager who just wants to know why you have a body. Your body. Didn't they go over how bodies of your friends is terrible and you shouldn't have?

Jade.

Please.]

[ Jade would wave but she's preoccupied. ]

Hi Dave! Are you going to come help?

[He just throws his arms up in a why gesture. Just...why?]