Giving Bodies to the Tower, the Third

[greenspaces]

Characters: Jade Harley (AU) and YOU!
Format: Starting in Action, will change if needed.
This log is: OPEN.
Location: The tower in the arena.
Summary: Jade bought a body. We're taking it to the tower. Shenanigans happen.
Warnings: Dead people...? Potentially the threat of a boss battle/violence, I'll update it if it happens.

hi everyone :)
i hope you are having a good week
and that the people in conquest arent feeling too bad
i heard what happened and i really am sorry....
but
i actually had a good reason for making a post today

i bought a body!
a dead one
and i think if we take it to the tower something might happen like last time and the time before
so anyone that is around later today, we should take it there and see what happens
it might be fun
but it could also be really dangerous, so please be careful if you are going to come
we will look after each other :)

i am going to start walking there now
the tower in the arena!!
anyone else who wants to join me, please feel free
i will be carrying the body....
could i have someone help me, though?
its really heavy


[ Jade is walking to the tower, hopefully with some friends to tote along what looks like an unfortunately dead OU Jade, complete with ears and god tier outfit. Jade is trying to simultaneously not grimace and also not smile -- so she really did die. This is confirmation.

Once there, Jade stands outside the tower and waits. ]

[ OOC: I am going to make a thread titled ACTION with various sub-threads, to keep the action parts in order. If you want to reply to Jade's text post, feel free to make a top-level comment! ]

Comments

ACTION

[greenspaces]

Walking to the Tower

[greenspaces]

[ Jade needs some help carrying a body. Also feel free to catch up with her here if you don't know where you're going. ]

[ecthelion]

[Ein missed the network post, but seeing someone carry an unconscious person around was not something he could ignore.]

What happened??

[greenspaces]

[ It occurs to Jade in this moment that perhaps she should have made it clear that she didn't kill anyone before carrying a body across the city.

Well, somewhat dragging really. ]

Oh! I bought her like this. She was already dead, I don't know what happened.

[fracturedsoul]

Did I hear that right? You need help carrying your own corpse?

[ Sup. It's Dirk and Brobot. ]

[greenspaces]

Yes! I forgot to tell you, it came in on the last train.

[ Jade is half-carrying, half-dragging her own dead body. It already looks a little scraped up -- to get it to the Conquest freezer, she had to drag it there herself. With crutches. It took at least four hours and was very confusing and I'm just calling shenanigans. ]

Will you help me again?

[frozenmemories]

[Cirno had seen the message online and was flying about, trying to spot Jade. Once she spotted her she flew down and laded with a grin]

Need a hand with that Jade?

[greenspaces]

Yes, please! [ And a return grin. ] I wish I knew how to fly. That looks really handy.

Re: Walking to the Tower

[gottakilldaves]

["i need help carrying a dead body!!! :)" yeah okay there was literally no way Jack wasn't going to show up after that post. He arrives only a little concerned and rather confused, but then he sees it's a dead Jade.

What the actual fuck.]

Jesus Christ, what did you do?! [THAT BETTER NOT BE THE JADE FROM CONQUEST]

Re: Walking to the Tower

[greenspaces]

I bought her....don't worry, she was already dead.

Re: Walking to the Tower

[secretlyuseful]

[He doesn't use the network but is that girl carrying a... body?

Merlin frowned, and jogged over.] Is everything okay miss? [It was indeed a body...]

Re: Walking to the Tower

[greenspaces]

I'm okay! Cirno and Brobot are going to help me carry my dead self into the tower. Do you want to come?

[nocathere]

[Cheshire hops up onto the dead Jade.] Get in trouble with the queen?

[greenspaces]

[ OOF ]

Who is the queen?

[knightime]

[This is the face of a teenager who just wants to know why you have a body. Your body. Didn't they go over how bodies of your friends is terrible and you shouldn't have?

Jade.

Please.]

[greenspaces]

[ Jade would wave but she's preoccupied. ]

Hi Dave! Are you going to come help?

Outside / Into the Tower

[greenspaces]

[ Once they're there, Jade waits outside the Tower in an attempt to let anyone who's going to come along as well catch up with her. Feel free to ask her questions or harass her, whatever you want.

If you want, you can also go inside the Tower. Right now it is still, as the body is still outside. ]

[witchofspace]

Hi, Jade! I hope I'm powerful enough for this, I only have two skills.

[Waves as she walks over!]

[greenspaces]

That's okay. Sometimes it's not about how many skills you have, and it's more about how you use them. [ She adjusts her prefect's hat. '-' ]

I just hope we don't get hurt or something...

Re: Outside / Into the Tower

[justaflowergirl]

[Yuka walks up, looking a bit apprehensive. She has her parasol collapsed and held in a tight grip by her side.]

[To someone familiar with Yuka's mannerisms, this is like shouting "I'm expecting to need to -beat- somebody with this thing."]

Ah...

I still think this is a really horrible idea? But... I don't really have any authority to stop you...

[She looks away.]

So at least I'll come and help when you inevitably cause an Incident doing this!

Re: Outside / Into the Tower

[greenspaces]

[ Jade is not familiar, but the face gives away the anxiousness. ]

Thanks. I might need a lot of help, just in case. I know it's kind of a weird idea, but... [ shrug! ] I like weird ideas.

[fracturedsoul]

[ Since Brobot is carrying the corpse, he and Dirk wait outside with Jade. ]

Got any theories as to what's gonna happen?

[greenspaces]

I don't know. But I think Santana was pretty mad about it, so probably something good.

Re: Outside / Into the Tower

[sobsprite]

[Jadesprite floats over because she still feels drawn to protect Jade.] I'm not sure this is a great idea... [whine]

[afraid_of_my_shadow]

Uh, h-hi! [Alex waves shyly, smiling,] This i-is s-sorta weird. D-does the tower d-do funny things with b-bodies or s-something? [Alex was avoiding looking at the dead body, but he was curious about the tower. It felt just like a puzzle adventure game!]