Picnic time! Come one come all!

[savedbyasong]

Characters: Shion, Becca and everyone else
Format: Prose, action, everything
This log is: Open! Picnic party post! Everyone is invited ever! Just assume they saw your character and dragged them along! Bring food if you like!
Location: The woods.
Summary: Shion and Becca go on a picnic, they invite everyone! Tag them, tag each other. Have a food fight!
Warnings: nope

Shion had spent all his time after work baking. He still couldn't remember how to make cherry pie but he had made some bread rolls and a selection of cakes. He and Becca were taking Mop and Monster on a walk, and for a picnic.

Of course everyone else was invited, Shion asked anyone he saw that day in Fortitude or at work along, and they asked people on the way to the woods.

They found a clearing in the woods and started handing out food. Fending off Mop and Monster who wanted to share the picnic too.

Comments

[pencilpremonition]

You're so eloquent when you're insulting people, Dave. I feel like there should be a 'fleas of a thousand camels' reference in there somewhere...

[savedbyasong]

[Shion just grinned and hugged Monster some more, puppy slobber didn't bother him.]

[knightime]

f u
my insults are approved by even royalty
how dare you make them sound like i got them from fortune cookies

[Pft. Fine Shion. Enjoy your puppy slobber.]

[pencilpremonition]

You could write the fortune cookies.

[savedbyasong]

What's a fortune cookie? [Looking up from hugging monster for a moment]

[knightime]

do i look like confucius to you?
you seriously dont know what a fortune cookie is
this is a serious question youre asking us
im trying to wrap my mind around a world without books and fortune cookies
its not really working dude

[How dare your world not have fortune cookies. Gosh!]

[pencilpremonition]

Yes. Yes you do.

Oh wise old Dave, grant me wisdom~~~

[savedbyasong]

[A slight blush but he smiles] So what is one? [Cookies that brought you fortunate things? That didn't really make sense and Becca was saying something about wisdom.]

[knightime]

theyre seriously what they sound like
i get the feeling that they arent legit chinese or whatever
but theyre these weirdly shaped chinese cookies
and you break them in half and eat them
and inside is a slip of paper that has a fortune in it
usually its inane bullshit
my sis and i used to play games when we got chinese takeout
we just added in bed to the end of it
suddenly these fortunes were kind of awesome
theyre still stupid though
the more you know

sorry
fresh out of wisdom

[Dave likes playing it though. Because he's immature.]

[pencilpremonition]

Yeah, they've got things like 'great fortune awaits you' and 'a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step'. It's funny.

[savedbyasong]

[So wisdom cookies? They sounded a little strange but fun.] I wonder if any of the shops here sell them!

[knightime]

[Of course Shion would be excited to get something like that. How dare he think otherwise.]

theyre not that interesting

[pencilpremonition]

They don't even taste good.

[savedbyasong]

Oh [He looks disappointed] They sound interesting though

[knightime]

hey
woah hey
fortune cookies are da shit
not tastes like shit
are da shit
i fucking love eating them
chinese takeout holla
but unless you play a game out of them
they arent that interesting
unless you believe in that mumbo jumbo

[pencilpremonition]

[Damn it, Dave, why must you say such things when Becca's greatest comeback to that is locked up in a missing memory?]

They taste like sweetened cardboard.

[savedbyasong]

Well then we should find some for certain, I can try them and solve this debate. [He grins] And games are fun!

[knightime]

ask recette
maybe she can import them in from somewhere
just add in bed to the end of all your fortunes
suddenly things are a little more interesting

[Pretty sure that type of game will go right over Shion's head though.]