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[socialdarwinism]

This certainly is an interesting turn of events. I'm not sure whether or not to be pleased that my first round as a Player will be during this unorthodox arrangement.

[A pause.]

On an unrelated note, I have an inquiry. Am I the only one noticing that food keeps appearing in the showers? 

[She holds up...a bar of soap. Damn those pesky lost memories.]

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[trollofthree]

[ oh man. ] Food? That?

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[socialdarwinism]

...I had heard you were here, Knight of Three.

Why do you seem so surprised?

[Soap is obviously food.

Food.]

[trollofthree]

[ how do you respectfully tell an imperial princess that soap isn't food.... also, she got his title wrong but he can't remember what part isn't right. LOOKS LIKE BLUNT IS THE WAY TO GO ]

'Cause last I checked, soap isn't something you eat.

[socialdarwinism]

I believe you are mistaken, then.

[Sorry Gino. She's a stubborn one.]

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[veepofchess]

[He's clearly having a good chuckle at your expense]

Ah, Sister, it seems your memories are making a fool out of you.

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[socialdarwinism]

What do you mean, Brother?

[Pause.]

...Of course, even if you explain, it won't change anything.

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[veepofchess]

No, it would be quite useless, as your mind would be unable to process it. But should anything like this come up in the future, why don't you discuss it with Nunnally or myself and we would likely help you avoid an embarrassing situation.

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[socialdarwinism]

...I did not expect this place to make a fool of me as thoroughly as it seems to have.

[And man is she pissed that she can do little to stop that besides, you know, getting her memories back.]

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[veepofchess]

I assure you, that should we make it home, none will hear of this from me.

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[socialdarwinism]

[Snort.] How very reassuring, Brother.

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[anotherpath]

Miss Cornelia, soap is not food, it's used to clean your body.

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[socialdarwinism]

[Why are all of her students so weird...]

...I doubt putting food on your body would do a very good job of getting one clean.

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[anotherpath]

No, it is not food. Soap is a cleaning device.

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[socialdarwinism]

You must come from a very strange world.

[straightupzorra]

[this is Santana laughing at you]

Oh man, we have some of the best missing memories with this group.

[socialdarwinism]

If we're all missing memories, then I can't see any reason to laugh. You're missing some of your own, aren't you?

[Cornelia: not a very fun person.]

[straightupzorra]

Not at all, I've bought all of mine back. But I can tell you that none of mine were that ridiculous.

[socialdarwinism]

Well, wasn't that fortunate for you? You could still stand to conduct yourself a bit better.

[straightupzorra]

My conduct is perfectly fine, thanks.

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[countryofassholes]

[Holy guacamole, she knows that face.]

You eat soap?

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[socialdarwinism]

Don't most people?

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[countryofassholes]

Not really. You can eat it if you want but it probably won't end very well.

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[socialdarwinism]

Why, how do you expect it to end?

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[countryofassholes]

In a very terrible stomachache. [Matter of fact.] You don't remember?

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[frozenmemories]

What do you mean by food in the showers?

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[socialdarwinism]

[...She doesn't have the patience for you, Cirno.]

I already showed it to you.

[Holding out the soap again.]

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[frozenmemories]

....But that's soap.

Unless soap is really that good..

[She's actually thinking about this.]

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[socialdarwinism]

It leaves much to be desired, but it's edible.

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[frozenmemories]

But that's used for cleaning stuff.....If you eat it you'll burp bubbles!

[She's even more confused now. What did this school do to people?]

[stoppedhiding]

[ Why, Rakuen. Why. ]

You won't be eating it after it's been sitting there for so long, I trust.

[socialdarwinism]

It would hardly do to just eat things that one finds laying around.

[forthward]

...big sister, that's not--

[socialdarwinism]

Yes, Sister, I realize by now that my altered memories have made a fool of me. I still don't know how, but there's really no helping that.

[forthward]

I think... a lot of people here has had memories removed.

[socialdarwinism]

Lelouch already informed me that all of us have.

[forthward]

Lelo-- who?

[furrows her brow a bit, ow my head D: CAN BE THAT I FORGOT MY BROTHER'S REAL NAME and such]

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[inamber]

oh hahaha look at the freak eating soap
shock that shakes me to my very core
surprise that makes me wet the bed
amusement that lets out an ugly chuckle
now ive successfully made myself out to be an utter tool by repeating the same shit as everyone else

lets talk about your purple hair
how much dye did that take its thick as fuck
no not really

youre a player too then
what school are you at
how many weapons you got

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[socialdarwinism]

...My hair has always been this color.

Conquest. And yourself?

[swordofzero]

[Well. This was interesting.] I assume telling you that soap isn't food will just result in a headache?

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[mysterioustransferstudent]

[Oh dear. Now what's a diplomatic way to put this?]

You may not want to eat that. Many people have a bad reaction to it, you understand. [Entirely truthful!]

As for the ship, I imagine it will be more entertaining than the typical rounds. Don't you think so?