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Mallorough.

My request was as simple as you can get, and you still fucked it up.
I even narrowed it down for you so you would have zero chance of getting it wrong.
What did you do? Did you grab one who was awake even though I specifically said not to?
Or were you lying about that "willingness" bit? I wouldn't be surprised if you were, but if you staff members seriously expect us to trust you it'd behoove you to be more honest.

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Do you have an extra Conquest uniform?

(( Replies will be in orange unless you'd rather I didn't. Also, anyone entering Black 2-A might notice a crate containing a spare Dirk, sans Kamina glasses. He's dead. ))

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Sorry about that.
I didn't know where else to put it, so I left it there.

what
why do you even have it
where did you even get this thing

[And why didn't you get rid of it. It's freaking him out real bad. Even if he won't admit that it is freaking him out.]

Deception on Mayor Mallorough's part and stupidity on my own.
It's my waking body.

what
did she tell you that ordering your body was going to work
because i could have told you how stupid an idea that was
whatre you going to do with it???

The story was that only those who were willing to be here could be brought in.
Which I thought was bullshit, frankly, but if I could be brought here unharmed then it shouldn't have been a problem.
Don't think I haven't already donned metaphorical steel-toed boots with which to kick myself in the ass repeatedly.
And I don't know.

you remember the train???
i mean right before you woke up on it
shit its pretty vague and its hard to remember something seven weeks ago
but i think we agreed without realizing we agreed
some messed up shit like that
this place is fucking ridiculous so whatever
youre not planning on keeping it right???

[Because he will flip his shit. He will.]

It's pretty hazy but yeah, if I think about it really hard I can remember something like that.
I don't think that holds up as consent but apparently it doesn't matter.

I said I don't know, Dave.

welp
we gotta just put on our big boy pants
and deal with it
cause we aint going home anytime soon thats for sure
hnrghhh
whatever

[He's not going back to the dorm anytime soon. Sob.]

That's actually not so bad as of now.
If this is actually mine, and not the body of another instance of myself in another universe, it's for the best that I'm here with my connection to it severed.

Are you all right, bro?

[ He didn't mean to type that. He doesn't realize he did until he sends the message.

He's kind of. Okay really. Freaked out too. Dave is not alone. ]

im fine
its all peachy all up in this peach farm
the amount of peaches is equal to how chill i am
welp
sucks for the peaches cause it looks like theyre all being hit by frost now
so
fucking
chill
you cant even calculate how chill it is right now
gonna need all the jacket scarves and hats for this shit

[No. He's freaking out. He really is.]

Yeah I figured, why did I even ask?
I'll pick up some of those and a space heater on the way back.
Damn, you just exude way too much cool. Turn us all into popsicles, why don't you?
Anyway yeah I'll find some place to put it that's not the dorm.

too late
i stole all your blankets and pillows
all your blankets are belong to me
sucks to be you
enjoy your life as a delicious frozen treat

What are you going to do with those? Build a pillow fort?
Wow. You didn't strike me as the type.

f u
pillow forts are fucking amazing

[Even if he just always made them by himself.]

[ ...even if this is an AU version of his bro, he is still thirteen, after all... ]

Man, no they aren't.

what
you obviously never had the raddest pillow fort then
because this shit is basically flawless

More like I outgrew that shit like half a lifetime ago.

no one grows out of pillow forts

[Yes...yes they do. Dave. Stop.]

[ This reply takes a while to get there. Like, an hour or so. Mainly because Dirk didn't know what the fuck to say to Dave's ridiculous pillow fort fetish, so he let it drop. ]

Body's gone, you are now free to return to our domicile.

kay
awesome
i probably wont be back for a bit anyways
waiting for these photos to dry is just barely a step above watching paint dry

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