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[fracturedsoul]

Mallorough.

My request was as simple as you can get, and you still fucked it up.
I even narrowed it down for you so you would have zero chance of getting it wrong.
What did you do? Did you grab one who was awake even though I specifically said not to?
Or were you lying about that "willingness" bit? I wouldn't be surprised if you were, but if you staff members seriously expect us to trust you it'd behoove you to be more honest.

[ private message to Davesprite ]

Do you have an extra Conquest uniform?

(( Replies will be in orange unless you'd rather I didn't. Also, anyone entering Black 2-A might notice a crate containing a spare Dirk, sans Kamina glasses. He's dead. ))

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[goodboybestshot]

So the head of our school is an evil alien?? Well fuck.
I will definitely keep these peepers peeled too.

Its terribly tragic but of course inevitable.

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[fracturedsoul]

Knew you would. Her name's Dolorosa.

Naturally.
Hey, I was thinking. There's pretty much no way we aren't going to vow with each other every time one of us is a Player, so why don't we make the process more efficient?
The shop sells link charms for forty raks, and money's not really a thing here if you're as good as we are.
We'll instantly be matched up if one of us is a Player, and we'll be an adorable linked pair every time we're both Weapons.
What do you say, English? Want to go dutch on a battle marriage?

[ This is the kind of thing he would say, but why does it make him feel fuzzy in the head? It takes him twice as long to type as it should. ]

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[goodboybestshot]

Committed to memory! For all the good that does these days i suppose.

[Oh but. What is this? Jake stares at this for a good several minutes trying to figure out what Dirk is suggesting here because the obvious battle marraige part. Oh wow. Uh. Hm.

He is suddenly kind of glad he isn't in the same room with him right now.]

Goodness strider way to fluster a fellow.
If i didnt know any better i would say you were coming off mighty sweet on me! *fumbles for kerchief to clean glasses nonchalantly!!*

But sure that sounds like a splendid idea!

[Oh boy. Now what. He'd gotten all ready to confront Dirk about these confounded feelings and such and now that he's right here he has no idea what to do. Maybe he should just wait for Dirk to come to him. Right? Right.

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[fracturedsoul]

If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're acting pretty damn chalant actually.
Great. Let's head down to the shop. You should have twenty raks right now in the schoolboy briefcase they gave you. I've got 27.

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[goodboybestshot]

Hogswallop!!
There is nothing here but the pristine picture of nonchalantness!

Yes ok i will meet you by your dorm?

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[fracturedsoul]

My mistake, then. Clearly, you would know better than I.
Sure. I'll see you soon.