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Video | Network Post.
[Let's make this short simple and sweet. There is a network post that goes up, it's Sis. Looking better than fucking ever. She's addressing Dave with sign language.]
'Dave. I need to speak with you. Return my message immediately.
Unless you want to get schooled while you aren't even paying attention.
That's right, I'm calling you out, bro.'
[She doesn't care is it's only eleven in the morning. Now Dirk, who would be later on in the day.]
Dirk Strider. Meet me in town at 6 in the evening, don't be late.
[Everyone surrounding the areas at this time would be able to witness two separate rap battles. One with sign language and one without. Sis had to put these two in their places, and fast. There would be no disrespecting her authority as long as she's alive.]
'Dave. I need to speak with you. Return my message immediately.
Unless you want to get schooled while you aren't even paying attention.
That's right, I'm calling you out, bro.'
[She doesn't care is it's only eleven in the morning. Now Dirk, who would be later on in the day.]
Dirk Strider. Meet me in town at 6 in the evening, don't be late.
[Everyone surrounding the areas at this time would be able to witness two separate rap battles. One with sign language and one without. Sis had to put these two in their places, and fast. There would be no disrespecting her authority as long as she's alive.]
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[But no what was up with the girl Strider of there. He didn't know there could be girl Striders. There had to be shenanigans afoot here.]
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He hopes he can kick some ass. Sis is pretty good. ]
Winning? More like losing,
This should be amusing. I don't want to hear any excusing
When you're bruising from my abusing.
This was a mistake on your part, Sis.
If you think I ain't got the heart
To destroy a girl, then check this.
Just wait until I really start.
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Smooth.
What you got somthin' to prove?
Let me show you a thing or two while I have my groove.
Abusing, bruising?
Is this the way you pave your path to losing?
Come on Dirk, get your ass to work.
I suggest you turn and flee,
I don't see any fires sickly being let free.
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I'll slit your throat and make you bleed.
You called the big man for a little one-on-one,
Did you think this would be fun? Think it could be won?
[ Did he just rhyme one with won? He flinches inwardly, but keeps himself from stumbling. ]
It's crazy, your rhymes are lazy.
Thought you'd set the court ablazey,
But you disappoint me, lady.
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Yo man, that's a pretty sick fire.
Your rhymes are weak, not a thing to aspire.
I called the big man, no try little.
Look at you, so frail and brittle.
[Jesus christ you're making this hard.]
The fire died.
Little man Dirk cried.
This rap battle is officially gonna be over.
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You think she'll keel over? It's still going
For this sicknasty composer.
Sis, you gotta bring a little more zing,
Not enough swing or spring in your bling, are you just winging it?
Go home, daughter, I'm leading you to slaughter,
Like a horse right to the--
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Like a horse right to the...water? [That was very thoughtful of her to finish your rhyme. Because she isn't sure what just happened.]
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The lake?
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[ Shit. He fucked up. ] You win this one.
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[He gets up from where he was observing and walks over to Dirk.]
All right there, chap?
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You must have forgotten that word. I call it a draw.
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No, a loss is a loss and I'm okay with admitting defeat. Gotta learn to work around my deficiencies, or what kind of a rapper would I be?