one. - cavemen discovering technology

[kingdomsgambit]

[ He turns VIDEO on and... oh... that is like a tiny mirror. Okay. There's some breathing and the feed catches the ceiling. ]

[ What does this button do? ]

[ TEXT. It turns into the magical paper the young Dave used. ]

[ OKAY. What if he toggled between -- oh that works. He's going to toggle between the two options really fast now. ]

[ click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click ]

[ WOW THAT'S REALLY GREAT. ]

[ ok bored now. ]

[ He switches to TEXT. ]

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Comments

[fabricates]

Trolls are turning into humans? Ugh, what went wrong with the world that trolls were cursed into your thin-skinned bodies?
What was the name of your world, anyway? Was it Earth or Alternia?
........Have you ever heard the name Vriska Serket?

[kingdomsgambit]

The world is Skaia, and I'm ruling over Prospit.

[ Oh. Vriska. Ummmmm. This is not awkward or anything. It takes a while for him to reply. Should he tell this person--? No, that's probably not appropriate here. ]

Yes.
She is the Queen of Derse, Queen Maryam's wife and half of the infamous Scourge Sisters along with Lady Pyrope.
Why do you ask?

screeches quietly at that missed b in my tag

[fabricates]

Derse? What the hell? I was a Prospitian in Sgru8! That's such 8ullshit.
Anyway, Vriska Serket? That's me.
Skaia and Prospit were Sgru8 constructs too. Sounds like Eg8ert really fucked up somewhere.

[kingdomsgambit]

Well, she could be born Prospitian. I hardly know much about her background.

Ah. It's a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Serket.
Are you from the same reality as Dave Strider, Jake English and Dirk Strider?

[fabricates]

Ms.? What is that, some kind of stupid human formality?
It's either Vriska or Serket, 8ut cut the crap with that Ms. stuff.
Sort of, 8ut not really. The same reality, 8ut different timelines. At least, that's how it is with Dave.
I 8n't got a clue a8out the other two you mentioned.

[kingdomsgambit]

Yes. Sorry, Vriska.
I'm too used to court formality.

Oh. But aren't Dave and Dirk related?
This is all very confusing.

[fabricates]

I don't know, I never really paid attention to Strider's viewport.
He had a weird human lusus like the other humans. May8e Dirk is that man-lusus, may8e not.
I don't really care enough to find out. Haven't met him, don't really give a shit if I do or don't.
One Strider is a 8ig enough pain in my ass.

[kingdomsgambit]

"Man-lusus"?
I happen to be very fond of Striders, but I suppose an opinion is an opinion.

This is a rather unrelated topic though. Tell me about yourself.