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I may have met with an untimely defeat in the tournament, but I'm not ready to call it quits just yet. Any other Players interested in taking me on? I promise to make it worth your while.

On another note, I've come into possession of a few pieces of highly influential media from my world. We're gonna be having us a movie night this Saturday, seven PM at the city library. Attendance is mandatory.

[ Private to Jake English and Jane Crocker: ]

I fucked up.

Sorry.

I have something for you.

((Again, replies will be in orange unless you'd rather not.))

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should i be worried???
is this like some squiddles the movie or whatever
are you trying to get me to watch squiddles?
or is this like
like really terrible porn
or hentai
ive seen enough hentai to
yeah im not gonna finish that even
its not con air right
or something egbert would piss his pants for
right?

Wrong on all counts.

Well, I don't know Egbert that well so I can't say for a fact that he won't wet himself, but everything else is completely off.

Let's just say it's something that exists in my world and not in yours.

okay good
because if you were going to tell me that squiddles apparently are world changing
id have to judge you so hard
so
fucking
hard
is this more alternate timeline bullshit again???
whats it about?
why am I asking?
you probably arent gonna tell me
its like a surprise
cant have it until you decide im ready
like fucking yoda or some shit
so yeah
i guess sat
ill be there
its not like we really do much
oh
hmm
uh
you wanted to learn asl right??
since you have my attention
and im spamming your pda
a mile a minute
soz btw
if i like
you know
crash it
on a roll
cant be tamed
so
asl
if you answer with your age sex and location
i will fucking block you

15/m/Fortitude.
Fight me.
You can't block me. If you did, who would put up with your constant palaver?

No, but chill your tits for a second.
Sure, I'm still interested in learning. Are you resuming lessons?

youre an asshole
everyone i know are assholes
why
why cant we have a normal conversation about asl?
why is it immediately me trying to pick up people
i mean this game is like barely hiding the fact that they want us to collect harems
maybe i just want to talk about arm flailing
that basically is what it is anyways
but thats besides the point
i can so block you
shut up
just because were roommates doesnt mean i cant block you

my tits are so fucking chill they fell off from being cold as shit
thanks a lot
now i have no nipples
im a fucking mermaid from kingdom hearts
every video game hottie that has no tits
it is me
yeah
it was easier when i had someone else helping
but theres also less people
so i guess i am

I kind of just assumed you wouldn't be able to resist. Kind of disappointed now tbqh.

Are you serious with that reference? You want me to bust out some finny fun over here? I'll do it.
Anyway, sounds great. Count me in. I'll miss all that tender hand-holding and touch-spelling, but it's a fair price to pay to learn a new language.

the temptation is too much
you cant just dangle shit in my face and not want to grab at it
even the fiercest lion would lose
look at simba for instance
not that i want to compare myself to a lion from a disney movie but whatever

no please dont
i really
really
dont want to get friendly with the lake
dude
f u
its not like i can magically just start speaking
sorry i had to get all up in your grill
do the touchy thing and all

[Oh my god he's so embarrassed]

You just compared yourself to a lion from a Disney movie while talking about grabbing at shit I'm dangling.
Dave.
Look at your life. Look at your choices.

Come on, ♪ Swim this way, we'll dance and we'll play now ♪
Shit bro, you know you want to.

Don't apologize, you didn't do nothing wrong. It was a clever bit of improvisation in a time of need. I applaud you.

fml
just
brb
another dead dave right now
death by saying the dumbest shit on the network
welp

no
just
stop
seriously
let me successfully master the doggy paddle
before diving into synchronized swimming

uuuuuuuuuuuughh

[ Dirk is laughing over here, though. He needs a moment. ]

This is metaphorical swimming, Dave. We're not actually venturing into any water. Although if you need lessons I'm willing to provide.

...
fuck
auuuugh fucking shit
im dead
its me
dead
forever
gone
cant be saved
my death was just

its embarrassing ok

Your death?

Dave, back the fuck up, I got no idea what you're saying.

what?
no
thats not even what i mean
i was kidding
about the whole dying thing
because im not dead
didnt die
fuck
nope
ollie outting
you arent getting anything out of me
were not talking about this

Didn't I hear somewhere that you died once before, here?

Did you drown?

[LMFAO HE'S NOT REPLYING TO YOU ANYMORE. Cries. Nope nope nope.]

[ This would be Dirk poking up onto the roof to see if Dave is there. ]

[The PDA is actually lying on the floor uselessly far away from Dave.

He's got his backturned to the door to the roof, his head tilted up, camera in hand. The pair of aviators are sitting at the top of his head as he seems to be preoccupied with taking a photo of the sky.]

[ Dirk picks the PDA up to carry it over to Dave, stopping short when he notices what Dave is up to. Clearly it's some sort of coping mechanism to avoid having to think about what was undoubtedly a traumatic event Dirk had dredged up, but that doesn't mean he's not interested.

He just watches. ]

[The small clicks are the only sounds as Dave focuses before the sound of the shutter goes off as he takes a photo. He sets the camera down against his chest, the band around his neck, but still cradling the camera protectively.]

Just a hobby of yours?

[Holy motherfucking shit where did you come from and when and why and-

Dave jolted...okay he literally jumped. Holy crap dude.]

[ Oops. Maybe Dirk should be a bit less sneaky. ]

Chill, bro, it's me. You vanished pretty suddenly, had to see what was up.

[Dave just stands there, staring at him like a deer in headlights. Oh right, his shades fell to the floor. You...also have his PDA. Signing to you would be a pretty stupid idea huh.]

[ Ah. Right. Kid can't talk. Dirk holds the PDA out for Dave to take. ]

Edited 2012-06-02 05:05 (UTC)

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