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[goodboybestshot]

[The video starts with an uncertain looking Jake glancing into the webcam on the computer he's sitting at.]

So I've taken it upon myself to be the one to make this post out of our little entourage. Taking dead things into the tower is not a terribly bright idea. You don't get them back.

[And he, honestly hesitates because he feels like that's so little but he really has nothing else to say. The video ends.]

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[goodboybestshot]

And why, pray tell, is this such a knee-slapping debacle to you?

[straightupzorra]

Better question, what year are you even from?

[goodboybestshot]

The year, madame, so happens to be the eleventh of the second millennium. [Oh, he knows what you're doing. Pick on the guy with the funny way of speaking.]

[straightupzorra]

There's no way you're from 2011, you speak like someone's grandfather. [not her grandfather though, he only speaks Spanish]

[goodboybestshot]

[Because he is someone's grandfather, but that is neither here nor there.]

Blame that on my upbringing, then. I've been secluded to a small island in the pacific my entire life with no one ought but the internet to talk to.

But I assure you, I'm entirely present. I have an iphone and everything.

[straightupzorra]

You know, I don't believe you. If you only had the internet you'd talk either like a nerd or a idiot, not a grandfather.

[goodboybestshot]

Or perhaps I just choose to speak like my grandmother who-- [Who he doesn't remember died so he just shakes his head.]

If you're really so unconvinced why don't you give me a quiz? I know plenty about movies of any given year.

[straightupzorra]

Any given year you say? In 1993 Jennifer Aniston was in what movie? It's my favorite.

[goodboybestshot]

[He grins a bit because this might actually be a fun game. When she gives him the question he pauses for a moment, thoughtful. Jennifer Aniston. Pretty but in a lot of rom-coms and he ususally didn't dabble in that. But- going that far back. Oh!]

Leprechan? You have impeccable taste, milady.

[straightupzorra]

Thanks.

2009, Michelle Rodriguez.

[goodboybestshot]

[He doesn't even have to think about that one.]

None other than James Cameron's Avatar. Which is only one of my very favorites.

[straightupzorra]

One of my ex-boyfriends could speak, whatever that language was.