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[kingdomsgambit]

[filtered from david]

I fancy someone.

How does one normally propose marriage in Rakuen?

[ oh, 5th century people. ]

Comments

[kingdomsgambit]

I never wanted to make all the one-eyed trouser snake jokes, Dave.
I never will.

No, you did.
You said "sometimes people just want to fuck around" regarding dating.
I know what fuck means.
And you and Jade are dating.

Do you think this conversation should warrant a filter?

[knightime]

youll find them useful one day
and it isnt because your hammer was happy to see me

wait
shit
i didnt actually me actual fucking
curse my use of extremely crude and offensive language
some people just do the whole getting together thing super casual
friends with benefits
this isnt that btw
im just saying
so you can continue to being a prude john
dont even worry about it

[kingdomsgambit]

Ah. Very good, then.
I am happy for the two of you, at least. (Is that the correct thing to say, or?)

I am not a prude!

[knightime]

idk why were even talking about this
youre the one wanting to get hitched
so about you tying the knot with older me

also you so are
you probably cant even type these oh so scandalous words without getting red in the face

[kingdomsgambit]

I really like David.
If there's anybody I want to spend the rest of my days with, it's him, I think.

No, I believe it's just because you're crude.

[knightime]

just done jump the gun
it would suck
for both of you

its because youre a prude
admit it

[kingdomsgambit]

What is jumping the gun?

I shall not.

[knightime]

fuck
im never not going to be frustrated over the amount of shit that flies over everyones heads
just dont do anything rash

prude