Smile 001 || Class 001 || An excessively long name for a class.

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Characters: Cheshire and open
Format: However you prefer
This log is: open
Location: Home Ec. Classroom of Conquest
Summary: Who let Cheshire have a class?
Warnings: Excessive Silliness

"Welcome to Lohocostar; or Logical Nonsense and Recrementitious Explication of Elementary Absurdity!" Cheshire set off a popper as he finished the breathful that was his classes name. "In Lohocostar; or Logical Nonsense and Recrementitious Explication of Elementary Absurdity we shall disscuss shogic operandus, use of neologisms and make nonsense sensical by sensing the non-ity of the senses!" He spoke completely seriously, nodding sagely as he stood atop a table on his hind legs with his front paws behind his back.

After a solemn moment Cheshire turned to the class with his many-sharp-toothed grin as if he was about to start the class for real and announced, "The knave of hearts stole some tarts!" This is an instruction class, but who knows how many people will actually understand it as such, let alone figure out what he wanted. The true miracle would be if someone could figure out if Cheshire actually knew what he wanted as he said it.

Comments

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Too sweet? Ironic for a pastry called tarts. Cheshire would also call Suzaku's face tart. "Then be like the king!" Because he would smile when he gets the tarts back, no longer being tart himself.

[swordofzero]

"I'm not a king, I'm a knight." Suzaku frowned again, wondering what this cat was trying to say.