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[fracturedsoul]

We're taking Jake's dream corpse into the arena tower.

Anyone who wants to join us should meet us there shortly.


[ By "we", Dirk means himself along with Brobot (who's carrying the body), Jake, Jane and anyone else who wanted to come along. Jade maybe? Anyone, really. Characters not from Homestuck are welcome too.

He'll be answering questions via PDA as they walk to the tower. ]

Comments

[knightime]

this sounds like a stupid idea
jsyk

[Dave is totally not freaking out a bit. WHY DO THEY KEEP BRINGING CORPSES HERE??!]

[fracturedsoul]

Well, we've got the corpse. Might as well do something with it.

[knightime]

why do you even have it in the first place?

[fracturedsoul]

Jake ordered it so we could take it to the tower.

[knightime]

this is like some really shitty tvtrope
youre trying to summon something like a bunch of crazy cultists
im pretty sure sacrificing corpses to a tower is not a bright idea
but sure
why not
lets see what happens when we feed these shitty towers a bunch of bodies

[fracturedsoul]

Not like he was using it anyway.
Besides, my reanimated zombie corpse is probably gettin' lonely in there.
So, you coming?

[knightime]

i already said no
next time you see a crazy troll with ram horns
go invite her
shed love you for it honestly

[Have fun with your corpse party.]

[fracturedsoul]

Wow, that reference flew completely over my head.
Fuck, it's escaping from above.
Ok. See you later, then.

[knightime]

when it happens
youll know