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[thehungman]

The next time I end up shitfaced without any trousers on, I'd rather it be because I tried to drink a dwarf under the table, not... whatever happened there.

What happened, anyway? I've been asleep for days. Not the fun kind of sleep with naughty dreams, either.

Oh, well. Classes will resume. I hope you kids thought of a good drinking game by now.

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[straightupzorra]

[God, Santana is in love with you]

I take it you often end up shitfaced and without pants?

[swordofzero]

[Look who it is, Isabela's favourite student.] We have been told that the coma's are a natural thing that occurs here, if that is any reassurance.

[heroiccia]

...Are you giving drugs to kids? [Because since when does an older woman actually ask young people such a thing? Only when that older woman was giving those kids drugs of course!]

[knightime]

wow
when i decided to check the network
this was not what i had in mind
gotta be careful
theres a lot of hormonal teenagers here
gonna give them ideas
lots of ideas
also youve been initiated
gotta go through a coma to apparently be a part of the community
also wait what do you even teach?

[bloodbrother]

When I wake up without pants, I'm not usually too worried about it.

But you were in a coma for a while. It happens around here. It's a function of the system, I think. There's nothing you need to worry about, though.