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A.I. UNIT: H.U.B.R.I.S. ONLINE

CHAT PARTICIPANTS REQUESTED

[translation: hey hey I need to talk to someone. Same deal as last time, Hu is posting from within the network itself. Anyone trying to trace him back to his source will be led on a merry chase throughout the city's various cell towers (or whatever they're using.)]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

hy its u agn! didja lrn anythng?

((Hey it's you again! Didja learn anything?))

I AM ALWAYS LEARNING. PLEASE BE MORE SPECIFIC.

anythng. u askd abot fer the frst tme. didja lrn?

((Anything. You asked about fear the first time. Didja learn?))

Edited 2012-09-06 17:22 (UTC)

YES.

I LEARNED ORGANIC BEINGS ARE STRANGE.

.....whts a orgnic? is it god to eat?

((What's an Organic? Is it good to eat?))

... SOMETIMES.

EATING ORGANICS OF THE SAME SPECIES IS CONSIDERED SOCIAL TABOO AND ILLEGAL IN MOST PLACES.

Edited 2012-09-26 06:31 (UTC)

non-roganic beings are srrange too in my experience.

I DO NOT HAVE AN ENTRY FOR YOU.

[AKA: who are you?]

[And H.U.B.R.I.S. is met with an even more round-about chase than the last one Alex made. This time it also appears that his identity changes to random people who are currently issued PCDs. It's a game!]

Hello.

Edited 2012-09-04 23:36 (UTC)

[He scans the network lazily, trying to pinpoint Alex's signal, but he's not really trying. If only because he has some other directives he needs to take care of first.]

HELLO. THANK YOU FOR RESPONDING. [And hey, check that out. His speech is a little more smooth this time.]

I am making you a friend. [well, not really. But it's another AI. And of course he will like her better. He has also been getting very distracted by deaths of his girlfriend and getting hired to make programs and hosting raves.]

A FRIEND?

Another A.I.

MAY I INQUIRE AS TO THIS UNIT'S PURPOSE?

To serve as a second pair of hands, so to speak.

THEN "FRIEND" WAS MEANT IN A NON-LITERAL SENSE.

Correct.

UNDERSTOOD. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO?

[Maaay or may not have misinterpreted Alex's statement as "SO HELP ME WITH THIS."]

Just be nice when I let my little one out to play. Don't try teaching my lovely bad things.

[That's about the last thing Alex means. Except when it comes to sentience, but this is also his first time trying a routine that does not require parameters that are put in to prevent sentience from developing.

Even if it's not possible in his world, he's the paranoid sort that would keep them anyway.]

IF YOU DO NOT WANT YOUR UNIT TO DEVELOP UNWANTED PROCESSES, YOU SHOULD PROGRAM ACCORDINGLY.

[He doesn't understand Alex's statement. Partially because he's been allowed to develop his own thoughts and feelings as freely as he pleases and also because his programmer has always allowed him to evolve as he will. Why program an A.I. to be self-sufficient and then set rules to hinder that? ILLOGICAL.]

I am teasing.

[Alice is just his first A.I. created for self-sufficiency, the one rule being that his command is the most important, starting with the most recent, if any commands contradict. He's used to working with A.I.s specifically for security, or simulation training, or tactical analysis... Or to look cute and chat pleasantly while he's bored.]

... UNDERSTOOD.

[If he had blood, he'd be blushing. Hu would understand that if Alex mentioned it, especially since he's the only "smart" A.I. in his world. AKA, one designed to evolve outside of his initial programming.]

Her name is Alice. You should request your programmer to boot you when they notice her online.

[Alex's A.I.s are all designed for that, but in a limited sense. It's a waste of RAM if part of your security system gets really interested in playing Majong or something, but a huge bonus if it can figure out ways to protect beyond it's initial parameters.]

A.L.I.C.E.?

No, just Alice. It is not an acronym.

And here we go again!

Translator action!

It sees Cirno as a responder and goes Not again!

And then "accidentally" blocks her IP...

Aww..She's not THAT bad...Yet XD

Hu's all about prevention. ALSO WOW SO SORRY.

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