Posted: Online | Seeking

[thiefoflight]

arachnidsGrip posted to SEEKING at 18:59 [Round 4; Day 2].

Utopiaaaaaaaa.

So, it looks like there's a new round, with all new players and weapons. How nice!
Any of you losers seriously think you have what it takes to win it this time?

Oh, what's that, players? You don't have any weapons, you say? HAHA. Sucks to 8e you!
Just sit 8ack and watch as we take the initi8tive, just sit 8ack while we show our strength.
Sit 8ack and watch as we take all the tokens. All of them. None of the tokens will 8e left.
Just wanted to give you other so-called players a fair warning. Look how nice I am right now!

Hey, weapons! Looking for a team that's going to own everyone who stands against them?
Are you looking for a team who 8n't going give you up or let you down?
Are you a street tough maverick with nothing to lose?
Are you not a pathetic little wiggler who wants a team that's going to win every match?

Or, you know. You could not consider all that awesome in store for you.
I mean, if you just want to get 8eat down into the dust, then look no further!

TEAM KANAYA is here to own ROUND FOUR like no8ody's 8usiness! That's right!
All the exaclan matches, all the glory, all the WINNING-- It 8elongs to us.

We are the champions.
It is us.

Reply here if interested.
TEAM KANAYA RULES!!!!!!!! ::::)

Comments

[grimauxilatrix]

When I Suggested We Seek Out Others
I Did Not Mean In Such A Manor
Ellipses
I Should Have Expected
If You Frighten Off All Prospective Partners Or Adversaries Then We Cannot Win

[thiefoflight]

Oh, are you serious?
I think this is a pretty effective advertisement if you ask me.
I mean, it's meant to draw out all the idiots who are too 8usy throwing their own 8ravado around to really know how to fight!
They're the easiest to pick off, once you know how stupidly aggressive they are!

[Because that doesn't sound familiar at all...]

[grimauxilatrix]

I Am Quite Serious
Do You Know Me To Be Factitious
If You Have Successfully Intimidated All Of Our Fellow Competitors I Will Be Forced To Take Action
Like
Ellipses
Take Away The Privileges Only Players Can Offer You
I Have Another Weapon
One That Is Not You
I Can Always Participate In Battle With Him At My Side
Instead of You

[thiefoflight]

The point was to intimid8 everyone!
Well, the ones who suck to 8egin with!
That way, we can 8e left with those who are strong enough to not 8e jarred 8y a posting!
Come on, I would have figured you'd know my tactics 8y now!
Also, what privileges?
Don't hold out on me, Kanaya!
And when did you get another weapon?
Oh well, at least I'm alpha weapon!

[grimauxilatrix]

Intimidating Everyone Makes It So No One Wishes To Oppose Us
Having No One Who Wishes to Oppose Us Means That We Cannot Fight Anyone
In Searching For A Battle You May Have Scared Off Any Potential Adversaries
I Have The Power To Provoke Privileges From You
Such As Dessert
Or Access To Certain Areas
I Obtained A Second Weapon Soon After Claiming Yours
Just Because You Were Obtained First Does Not Make You Alpha
Perhaps I Will Use His Instead

[thiefoflight]

What?
No!
WHY.
You know what? Whatever.
Write a retraction, then!
I thought I would go ahead and help you, 8ut I guess I am just terri8le at doing things that aren't 8itchiness!
Enjoy your other weapon for alll I care!
ENJOY HIM AND YOUR PRECIOUS C8KE!!!!!!!!

[grimauxilatrix]

Vriska
Cease Your Immaturity
You Are My Weapon
And Should Be Aware That I Would Fight With You
Rather Than Some Human Male
If We Are To Find An Adversary
It Is You I Would Rather Fight Alongside Of
I Am Going To Attempt The Human Sarcasm
But If You Would Rather Belong To Another
I Will Let You Go
I Do Not Mind

[thiefoflight]

Well, I mean hell yeah I want to continue 8eing your weapon!
We're 8oth trolls, Kanaya! We should 8e as compata8le as they come, right?
8ut if you don't want me at your side 8ecause you're mad or fussy or whatever, then that's your call!
O8viously, I can't stop you. Not here, or anything.

[grimauxilatrix]

I Believe A Human Saying Will Suffice Here
Opposites Attract
Meaning Such That
Like Objects Repel
Are You Following
I Cannot Make It Much Clearer Than That
But I Do Not Know If That Theory Also Applies To Trolls
It Is Worth Testing Out

[thiefoflight]

W8.
So, like, you're saying that we're attracting or something?
8ecause I really can't ever see myself 8eing as wordy as you.
Or caring so much a8out all these social matters in the same way as you do.
Haha, oh look. It is more words over the idiot girl's head! Just like 8efore!
Guess I am pretty dum8, huh?
8ut anything's worth testing out, you know, considering we're in some new world doing whoever knows what with all this confusing 8S.

[grimauxilatrix]

For One Denying The Fact She Can Be Wordy That Was Awfully Verbose
The Theory States That Bodies That Are Not Alike Come Together
Conversely Bodies That Are Similar Move Away From Each Other
Therefore The Best Weapon May Be Someone Who Is Dissimilar From the Player
But I Lack The Knowledge Necessary To Conclude That The Same It True With Trolls

[thiefoflight]

Soooooooo........
Why not test the theory? It's not going to hurt anything.
Well, ok, may8e feelings.
8ut seriously though.
The whole opposite thing kind of worked for our moirallegiance.
May8e two people who know how to 'rail it up would make a good duo!

fellow Team Kanaya member here. :|b

[ninjasloveme]

This won't work.