Scott Pilgrim and the Unteachable Lesson

[heardramonasing]

Characters: Scott Pilgrim + any and all students in Fortitude
Format: Any, Scott'll be posting in action
This log is: Open
Location: The Music Room
Summary: Scott is up for his first lesson as Music teacher. Minor snag though.. He forgot how to play his instrument.
Warnings: Swearing. Lots of swearing. And awkwardness. Pretty even with both of these.


[Scott had barely gotten any sleep on Sunday night. With the impending doom looming over his head, he found sleep to be something which he would never again obtain. Fretting the entire night on just how a man who had no clue as to play a musical instrument would effectively be able to teach a class of students.. Well.. It made him panic. Panic is the best word to describe his actions, so we'll go with that.

Now standing in the doorway of his classroom, Scott could not run away from this as per his usual reaction to problems that came his way. No, our hero had to face this head on, least he face a punishment far worse than death. And so, Scott Pilgrim began his death march towards his desk, clinging to what books he had been provided by the school, awaiting the moment of judgment to be placed upon him.]

-AHEM- "Uhh.. Oh.. Uhh.. H-Hello.. I.. I'm.. I'm Scott? I erm I mean I'm your.. Teacher? Scott Pilgrim? I'm your teacher, Scott Pilgrim. Yes. Yes I'm your teacher. I know.. How to uhh.. Your teacher.."

[Like a deer in the headlights, kids.]

Comments

Omg yes a music classsss *A*

[knightime]

[Wow, he kind of expected like, some snotty old man with uppity rich clothes teaching. Or something stereotypical like that.

He wasn't really expecting some wimpy dude teaching them. This guy seriously needs a whole bottle of chill pills. It hurt just watching him try to teach.

So here's a thumbs up. Dave will chill and be a student. TEACH HIM AWAY.

Or...he could just look over the instruments curiously.]

Sorry for the late, school is destorying me ;3;

[heardramonasing]

[Scott approaches the young man with great speed, still perspiring from head to toe in a nervous fury.]

"Ahh! Y-Yes! Those are uhh.. Uhh..."

[SHIT! HE TOTALLY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL INSTRUMENTS THESE ALL WERE! HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY DID, OR WHAT SOUND THEY MADE, OR WHAT PART OF.. PART OF?!]

"Ooo.. Oh God.. What the hell are these?!"

No problem! School does that to all of us >:U Also tell me if Dave's font is a bother :x

[knightime]

[Did they really assign someone to teach this class when they didn't even know what it was?

Oh...this must be more of that forgetting shit shenanigans. He tapped Scott's shoulder and showed im the screen of his PDA. He couldn't talk so he couldn't just ask without the use of text.]

forgot???

[tenwholeryou]

[ Kotarou decided to attend class purely because of the prospect of more money, but wow he's regretting it. So the tiny kid is just squinting at Scott from a few rows in, pure doubt on his face.

Also, what even is music class. People can learn this? ]

[heardramonasing]

[Oh man. This kid is TOTALLY sizing Scott up. What to do, what to do?! Maybe he should pick some thing up randomly and just go crazy with it? Or maybe his infamous ability to weasel out of a situation will actually work?

Scott picks up a mug from his desk and begins to strum it.]

"Eh-heh.. Music can be.. Found anywhere! See? I can even.. Uhh.. Make music with this uhh.. Mug."

[Insanity = 1, Scott = -100]

[tenwholeryou]

[ Yeeeeeah that doubt just got a combat multiplier and now he's just scowling at you. ]

What're you even trying to teach?

[cmonstepitup]

[Sonic walked in and sat down, taking a small break from running outside. Music wasn't exactly his thing, but his infinite curiosity took hold and since his Player was also in here, he figured it wouldn't hurt to have a little downtime and see what was up.

... Yeah, Sonic's just gonna prop his feet up on the desk and watch from the back. You get a nice thumbs up from this cool guy, Scott.]

[heardramonasing]

[Scott had figured this had to have been a dream. This was no fully confirmed by the fact that his favorite dream time pal had showed up in his class! There was no need to dread, no need to fret, not while the greatest hero of all time (next to him of course) was in his class!

Hurrying over to the attitude driven hedgehog, Scott drops to his knees and grabs Sonic by both hands.]

"Thank God you're here! Look, I know this isn't fighting Eggman or totally picking up scene chicks like we usually do, but I could really use your help here!"

[savedbyasong]

[Shion had wrongly, assumed that he would be too bad at the school side of things here. But so far he was not doing well in any class, art, music, all things he had never learnt before. The closest any class had come to anything he knew was Horticulture, and even that was much more practical than anything he had learnt in ecology... not that he could really remember that... he guessed it was one of his missing memories because usually he was good at remembering things.

The teacher seemed nervous and Shion sat quietly waiting.]

[heardramonasing]

[Scott rapped his fingers upon the top of his desk, looking back and forth, as if trying to avoid eye contact with the young man. Only being able to do this for a few moments before the silence became too awkward to bare, Scott stood and made his way to the back of the classroom.

Standing before an array of instruments, Scott randomly picked up a tambourine, looked it over, and began to slowly strum it as if it were a bass.]

"This.. Feels.. Kinda' familiar.."

[savedbyasong]

[Very luckily for Scott, Shion had never seen any of these instruments in his life and so for all he knew Scott was playing the tambourine correctly. Shion picked one up and copied him.]

Like this sir?