[ he could but she'd never read it. She watches him type with interest, and tilts her head to start reading before he's finished holding it out. ]

Yes! Okay, so I have to agree to serve you? Or... Ah!

[ YES JUST LIKE OUT OF HER ANIMES she'll kneel now ] I'll be your Weapon, and I'll protect you no matter what. [ aaand up again. The cool thing about having a mute friend is that she can be derpy all she likes and he can't tell her she's an idiot until she's looking at him again ] Let's do our best!