<<'Dude, I don't think we're from the same timeline. I think another me can actually talk or some shit. I don't know. This time shit stuff is really getting old as fuck.'>>

[Welp. Dave will just...avoid talking about his battles.]

<<'You get no rights and shit. You're basically trash. But that's fine since I'm about to ask you to get your Weapon on and vow with me. Shit ain't gonna be a problem. You should go read your manual. Read if like the saddest teenage fangirl obsessed with sparkly vampires reading Twilight. That's pretty fucking fast, so do it.'>>