[You know you can just send the message to him instead of having to shove the screen in his face dude. That's how they normally work. He just did it because you didn't have one.]

yea
you go do that
ive been here a week already
ive read that stupid thing
way too many times
go
indulge in your vampire fangirl ways
pretend its twilight
actually dont
id burn it then and that would get us nowhere